folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?

this is now my most favorited post ever

Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?

this is now my most favorited post ever

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snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

(via retro-soup)

my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

(via pizza)

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via pizza)

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

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