hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda, via gnarly)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: sandandglass, via gnarly)

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

THAT’S JOSH PECK.

AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?

A BOOB.

JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

(Source: notmattsmith, via gnarly)

(Source: ricardeux, via jessthejester)

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

(Source: awwww-cute, via gnarly)

(Source: szexi, via dyinngaspirations)